YXE Smash Therapy Inc
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Give the unique experience of Smash Therapy to the person you know needs it the most!
Packages
Single Swinger
Tantrum for Two
Group Therapy
Bring Your Own Breakables
Want to break more glass without spending more cash? Bring qualified items from home! You may bring 1 box or bag of breakables per 2 people, or 1 mid-sized item per 2 people such as a printer, fan or lamp set. Please see FAQ page for which items qualify.
YXE Smash Therapy
Give yourself a break
About Us
Our team of Smash Therapists are about as unique as our title. We are fun, friendly and perhaps a little mad. We believe in the power of cathartic expression. Each of us has overcome extraordinary obstacles… not unlike yourself! This is an outside-the-box kind of place where everyone fits in and our goal is to bring you a great experience, whatever your reason for stopping by.
FAQ
Got questions? We've got answers!
What is this!?
Smash Therapy is the place to go when you want to let loose and break some stuff. Maybe that unbearable person in your life is even worse than usual lately. Maybe your beautiful children are driving you up the wall despite your very best attempts to stay patient and kind! Or maybe you just got dumped. Come smash some of that tension away in a private room while listening to some tunes and getting a little sweat on. (Age 13 and up welcome, full adult accompaniment required for those under 16.)
All of life’s frustrations aside…Smash Therapy is a hell of a good time! We are also thrilled to be offering this new venue for small groups celebrating special occasions including birthdays, bachelor/bachelorette, office parties and date nights. We clean up the mess while you cool down and rehydrate in the lounge.
Lounge? You serve booze?
No. We don’t feel alcohol and weapons are a great mix. In fact, if there is evidence a guest has arrived for their booking under the influence of drugs or alcohol, they will be denied access to the rage room and asked to rebook. Safety first!
Our lounge is a place to cool down, grab some water and visit with your crew! Raging may engage your muscles in an unfamiliar way so if you need to rest them before heading out, please do! Groups that have booked the entire space will have come-and-go access to the cool-down lounge during their time.
What do I wear/bring?
Dress to save your skin from bits of flying glass. This includes a long-sleeved shirt/sweater, full length pants and close-toed shoes. We will provide you with sanitized goggles and face shield, a hard hat and gloves. When the weather is nasty, please bring a clean change of shoes to wear inside. There are hooks in each smash room to ensure the safety of personal belongings.
You are also free to bring some of your own breakables from home!
What are the rules?
We don’t have many. Just use the sense that seems to be less and less common these days. NO hitting other humans. NO hitting the walls with weapons or large objects. NO jumping on items. Let’s be safe and respectful in the way we destroy inanimate objects… shall we??
Age 13 and up welcome, full adult accompaniment required for those under 16.
Cancellation Policy
Groups of 4 or more must give a minimum of 48 hours' notice.
If we cannot be reached directly over the phone, an email or message on Facebook or Instagram is required. When booking in a group, we suggest collecting the money from your fellow smashers upfront before you prepay on their behalf.
Will there be music? Can we record video?
Yes! We will provide a wide variety of mood music. When you book the entire space (6 or more people), you control what is played. Please record yourself or your group having a blast in our space and please post to social media. Use your personal devices at your own risk! We cannot replace anything that is accidentally broken.
Do you accept donations of breakables?
Yes! Bring us any of the items listed below. Donations can be dropped off during business hours where we can enter you in our monthly draw for a free Tantrum for Two. PLEASE NO DUMPING! Come inside so staff can qualify items. Check our social media pages for ongoing contests and promotions.
What kind of items will you take?
We are looking for any item that would be satisfying to smash to bits! This includes:
- Plates, glasses, bowls, cups
- Various sizes of décor, vases, statues
- Lawn ornaments
- Musical instruments
- Keyboards, monitors, PC towers, printers
- End tables, lamps
- Small shelves and hutches
- Small kitchen appliances (toaster, coffee pot, etc.)
PLEASE NOTE: We will not accept glass beverage containers or food jars, as these can be recycled in their whole state. We follow safe recycling guidelines and certain electronics can pose a risk to you and our staff. PLEASE no tube TVs or microwaves as these are said to hold a long-lasting electrical charge, even after being unplugged.
Restricted Donation List
- Toilets
- Windows
- Large Furniture Items
Why does the number of breakables vary with each package?
The items in your room will depend on the type of inventory we have at that time. We strive to provide a nice range of things from small-medium electronics and various strengths and sizes of glassware and household items. Additional items will be available to purchase ranging from 5-25 dollars, also depending on current inventory.
If you want to smash more than the allotted amount for your package but do not wish to spend any extra cash, that is fine! You can bring some items from home! They must however be approved by staff. We will not be offering discounts to guests who bring their own items from home, as clean up and disposal costs are still a factor for us.
Isn’t this wasteful and bad for the environment?
We are proud to say we have partnered with the Electronic Recycle Association with whom we have a system to ensure all possible materials are saved from the landfill. We also will not have guests smashing items that could be recycled in their whole state. We are simply giving end of life and unwanted items one last use before they end up in their final resting place.
What is the process when I show up?
Please arrive 5 minutes early to check in, ensuring each person’s liability waiver has been received. Browse our selection of add-ons as we show you to your private room where you will get suited up in safety gear. We will give you an overview of the space and rules before pumping the music and leaving you to it! As your end time draws near, we will give you a couple minute warning knock and shout. Once finished, we are happy to snap a picture of you in the room before exiting, relaxing in the lounge or settling up on any owed payments before heading out.
